Best Pick Up Lines to Pick Up Girls
Oh yes! All the pick up lines ever developed by mankind to seduce the female of the species can be found right here!
If these come on line down get you a date, then it's a matter of your delivery!
The Top 100 Pick Up Lines is compiled from surfers like you that took our pick up line survey. The results are
from the most popular to least popular by the male majority!
For entertainment purposes only and should only be used by professional single men only. Do not attempt these pick up lines on females until you master the delivery!
We hope you enjoy... :)
100 Most Popular Reader Pick Up Lines
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- Are you a surgeon? CAuse you've just took my
heart away!
- Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the
dictionary under the word KABLAM!!
- There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want
to tap that ass.
- You're like milk, I want to make you a part of
my complete breakfast.
- My pickup line was published on the Internet...
Would you like to hear it.
- Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for
you you're so electrifying.
- I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my
wallet.
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!!
MY JAW!!
- Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the
best a man can get.
- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your
hand.
- Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
- Bond. James Bond
- How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I
just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
- If I pet you, would you follow me home?
- I'm not wearing any pants.
- I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and
wear you like a feed bag.
- I love the way you move...like butter on a bald
monkey.
- You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't
slept with you yet.
- You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have
another one at home in the fridge.
- Do you just wanna get naked?
- Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you
checking out my package!
- Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon
find out.
- Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
- Your body's name must be Visa, because it's
everywhere I want to be.
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the
money.
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can
make your bed rock.
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm
the only one talking to you.
- Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your
Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
- Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I
seem to have lost mine.
I can't find my puppy,
can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
- I'm new in town, could I have directions to
your house.
- Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No?
Why? Don't you like pizza?
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you
would be McGorgeous.
- You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty is only a light switch away.
- That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of
it?
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I
can't take them off you.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only
ten I see!
- Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole
the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause
you've got a nice set of buns.
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost
in your eyes.
- Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling
tic-tac's.
- Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep
with me tonight.
- If you were a buger I would pick you first.
- Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your
butt is out of this world.
- Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got
fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
- I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why
not. You say cause you look better everyday.
- Are you tired? Cause you've been running
through my mind all day!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and
I together!
- I must be in heaven cause I've seen an
angel.
- Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's
bad, it's still pretty good.
- Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do
you just wanna practice?
- I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I
could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
- Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To
Do" List!
- Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
- Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can
lay you on the table and take what I want?
- You know, it's not premarital sex unless you
plan on getting married.
- Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
- I'd walk a million miles for one of your
smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
- Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
- Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word
"edible".
- Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can
generate over 750 psi?
- Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!
- Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
- Hi! Can I buy you a car?
- I had sex with someone last night. Was that
you?
- You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
- You're ugly but you intrigue me.
- Hey baby...infect me!
- Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a
bottle of champagne.
- No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty
bucks?
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- If you ever want to see your children again,
you'll do what I want.
- Inheriting Pick Up Lines 101eighty million
bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
- If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you,
I'd be walking in my garden forever.
- You look so good, when I saw you I almost had a
hard attack.
- Sweetheart, you make me wanna get a job.
- Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? I scraped my
knee when I fell for you.
- Helen was so lovely the Trojans climbed into a
horse. You're so gorgeous I'd climb into a Trojan.
- Nice legs. What time do they open?
- I hope you have a library card because I
checking you out.
- I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
- I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind
turning me on?
- Since you lost your virginity, can I play with
the box it came in?
- You must eat a lot of lucky charms because you
are magically delicious!
- Your body's name must be Visa, because it's
everywhere I want to be.
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the
money
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can
make your bed rock
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm
the only one talking to you.
- Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I
seem to have lost mine.
- I can't find my puppy, can you help me find
him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
- I'm new in town, could I have directions to
your house.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you
would be McGorgeous.
- You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty is only a light switch away
- "If it's true that we are what we eat, then I
could be you by morning."
- I wish you were a door so I could slam you all
day.
- Nice legs...what time do they open?
- Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you
checking out my package.
- You've got 206 bones in your body, want one
more?
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the
money?
- I may not be the best looking guy in here, but
I'm the only one talking to you.
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can
make your bed rock.
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm
the only one talking to you.
- Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your
Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
- Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I
seem to have lost mine.
- I can't find my puppy,
can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
- I'm new in town, could I have directions to
your house.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you
would be McGorgeous.
- You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty is only a light switch away.
- That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of
it?
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I
can't take them off you.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only
ten I see!
- Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole
the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause
you've got a nice set of buns.
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost
in your eyes.
- Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling
tic-tac's.
- Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep
with me tonight.
- If you were a buger I would pick you first.
- You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get
her to ask you why)
You: so I can call my mom
and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to
say afterwards)
- Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your
butt is out of this world.
- Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got
fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
- I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why
not. You say cause you look better everyday.
- Are you tired? Cause you've been running
through my mind all day!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and
I together!
- I must be in heaven cause I've seen an
angel.
- Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's
bad, it's still pretty good.
- Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do
you just wanna practice?
- I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I
could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
- Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To
Do" List!
- Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
- Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can
lay you on the table and take what I want?
- You know, it's not premarital sex unless you
plan on getting married.
- Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
- I'd walk a million miles for one of your
smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
- Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
- Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word
"edible".
- Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can
generate over 750 psi?
- Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!
- Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
- Hi! Can I buy you a car?
- I had sex with someone last night. Was that
you?
- You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
- You're ugly but you intrigue me.
- Hey baby...infect me!
- Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a
bottle of champagne.
- No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty
bucks?
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- If you ever want to see your children again,
you'll do what I want.
Smooth Editor Chosen Pick Up Lines
- I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big
Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
- I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest
woman on earth tonight.
- Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can
blow the hell outta me.
- I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside
Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille
name tag.
- I'd really like to see how you look when I'm
naked.
- Is that a ladder in your stockings or the
stairway to heaven?
- You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty is only a light switch away.
- Yo Babybee cakes, Are those real?
- You must be the limp doctor because I've got a
stiffy.
- I'd walk a million miles for one of your
smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
- If it's true that we are what we eat, then I
could be you by morning.
- (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just
going to suck itself.
- You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with
me.
- You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any
questions?
- Those clothes would look great in a crumpled
heap on my bedroom floor.
- F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry
Titsbottom?
- Those clothes would look great in a crumpled
heap on my bedroom floor.
- My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be
screaming it later.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should
I walk by again?
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were
looking for me.
- My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M
cute.
- Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over
and talk to you.
- My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me
anytime you want to.
- I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how
much have you been drinking?
- If you were the last woman and I was the last
man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
- Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No?
Why? Don't you like pizza?
- Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you
shouldn't go home without me.
- Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
- Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can
see myself in them.
- I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I
think he went into this cheap motel room.
- (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get
you out of these wet clothes.
Snappy female comebacks to guy's cheesy pick ups
lines
- Man:"Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD
Clinic."
- Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there
anymore."
- Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit
down."
- Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit
under a rock?"
- Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to
mine."
- Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your
number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book.">
- Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
- Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
- Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
- Man: "How do you like your eggs in the
morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
- Man:"I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
- Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
- Man:"If I could see you naked, I'd die
happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd
probably die laughing".
- Man:"Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
- Man:"I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
- Man:"I would go to the end of the world for
you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay
there?
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